Short jokes

What's the best thing about a blowjob?

- The silence.

Why's it called a Caesar Salad?

'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

Knock knock.

Jou is there?

Why don't you speak English?

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?

Your mum's got big tits.

What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

What do you call a gold digger?

A miner.

"Bill, never do that again."

Bill, that's racist!

bill tran

Teddy

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"