Short jokes

Short Jokes

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life