Short jokes
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?