My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about flipping the script. The dude expects his girl to ask about his dick when she's sitting on it, but she turns the tables and claims it. It's unexpected and that's what makes it funny to dummies like you.
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wtf, I swear you just had a seizure writing that