When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Short Jokes
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
