Short jokes
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Also, not love everyone.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.