Short jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Uh oh, stinky!
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.