Short jokes
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.