My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Short Jokes
Hello.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
I am mis-steak.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Your mom gay.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
