Short jokes

I don’t love being bored.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

I love going to sleep at night.

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What did the duck eat for lunch?

Soup and quackers.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Steven Hawking

Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.

I did have a good time today, I did.

WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.