Short jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
School is the best!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
I love just having fun!
Fun game to get.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.