Short jokes
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.