Short jokes
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Spinach
Perrie.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Redmi
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hi 👋 I have some good
Angel is a good word.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕