Short jokes
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.