Short jokes
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Pooooooooooop!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ahh, the coronavirus!