Short jokes
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I love Little Mix.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.