Short jokes
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Rocks rock and crack!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
How to write a joke?
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Bomb goes Uno.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.