Short jokes

Short jokes

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Sister

  • Yo, sis, come here.

    Sis: What?

    Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

    Sis: Yup.

    Me: Can I go?

    Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

    Me: I love you.

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    Orphan

  • Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

    Because they can actually buy a house.

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    Doctor

  • Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

    Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

    Pig

  • What do you call a stabbed pig?

    Porkchopped.

    What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

    Pork Chopped!

    Hah, got 'em (I guess)!