Short jokes
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
Cut.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.