Short jokes
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What's up with airline food?
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...