Short jokes
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Indian? Did or feather?
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.