Short jokes
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!