Short jokes
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!