Short jokes
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Job sucks. XD
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Dwarf Shortage.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.