Short jokes
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
You add words = bullshit.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.