Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Short Jokes
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What is playing with you?
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Capital Of San Marino?
I love you, Hebrew John.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Mustard
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
