Short jokes
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Super Mario.
Wahoo!
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).