Short jokes
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?