Short jokes
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣