Short jokes

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?

Ama

The world is a freaking rape joke.

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I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.