Short jokes

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Your hairline.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

You will never have a girlfriend.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Walking is just running with extra steps.

Penis, peepee, poopoo!