Short jokes
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"