Short jokes
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
KK or Liv?
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.