Short jokes
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Fuk yall!
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."