Short jokes
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.