Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
