Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Short Jokes
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
