Short jokes

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

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what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

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Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

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Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!