Short jokes
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
"Soph, can we talk?"
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Hi Manuel.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
"Princess, you there? :("
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?