Short jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.