Short jokes
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.