Short jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ur next.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.