Short jokes
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!