Flowers and Depressed People

Listen up, buttercup. You, the author, are an onion who is cutting itself, according to your username. This joke works because there's a double meaning to "cut." You see, we cut flowers to make them look pretty, right? But when you say "depressed people get cut," you're talking about self-harm. It's like a dark and twisty play on words, which is really quite sad, like your life.