Short jokes
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Heyy.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.