Short jokes
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
No scope, bitch!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
I didn’t do that.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.