Short jokes
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Prince???
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.