Short jokes
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
"AOT is mid."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Let's talk.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!