Short jokes

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?

What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?

"Just beat it."

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

I lick poo for a living... You?

O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.