Short jokes
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My name is Martha.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.