Short jokes

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Hi Manuel.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

"Princess, you there? :("

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Hi Jake!

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Sad life goes, joke mom.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??