Short jokes
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Yourom?
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
straight (DYM 26)
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.