Short jokes
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
1+1? Too hard.
Pool testing 123.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲