Short jokes

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Hi Manuel.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

"Princess, you there? :("

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Hi Jake!

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Sad life goes, joke mom.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.