Short jokes
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
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Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Know (DYM 24).
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!