Short jokes
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
No joke.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.