Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Short Jokes
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Prince???
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
