Short jokes
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Yulia
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎