Short jokes
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
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