Short jokes
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
No scope, bitch!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
I didn’t do that.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).