Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Short Jokes
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I have the best joke:
"You."
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
