Short jokes
Wow, no SP jokes?
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Be papered.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I blend children to make a good living.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!