I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you ketchup-lovin' simpleton! The joke is that this dude hates ketchup so much, he lets it rot and get all stinky. It's funny 'cause who lets ketchup go bad? You probably think ketchup is a vegetable, don't you? Probably put it on your cereal too. You absolute cabbage!