Short jokes
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.