Short jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why you always in a mood?
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
How was your day, Freshfry?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.