What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Short Jokes
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ur next.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
