Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Short Jokes
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What is an owl that wears armor?
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
