Short jokes
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Big (DYM 78).
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?