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Yo Mama's Stupid Party

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Alright, listen up, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you think this is funny. You think "Yo Mama" is funny. Let me break it down: this joke is about how your mom is so dense she thought an orphanage is the perfect place to celebrate Mother's Day. Orphanages are where kids without parents live. That's why it's stupid.

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Yo mama so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Twitter is social media for birds.

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her own age, the bitch died.

Yo mama so old that her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old that she did not learn history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old that she has a picture of George Washington carved into her yearbook.

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Yo mama so greasy that she sweats grease.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumps in the elevator it explodes.

Yo mama so evil that when she went out for your birthday she took you to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Cat Valentine was an actual cat.

Yo mama so cold that when I tried to hug her I got frostbite l.

Yo mama so black that it looks like she rubbed chocolate all over herself.

Yo mama so bald that her head SHINES BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.

Yo mama so young that after she gave birth to you she wrote a note to give to the principal.

Yo mama so weak that when I shot her with a Nerf gun she died.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Starbucks was alien currency.

Yo mama so strict that she punished catholic nuns.

Yo mama so strong that she can gargle peanut butter and not choke.

Yo mama so smart that Google uses her.

Yo mama so small that not even ants can see her l.

Yo mama so skinny that she uses a cheerio for a belt.

Yo mama so silly she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama so mean that she made you drink all your Orange juice after you brushed your teeth.

Yo mama so loud that her burps are heard from everywhere.

Yo mama so lazy that she ate all the lunch meat and did not bother to pack you a lunch.

Yo mama so hot that every time I hugged her I got third degree burns.

Yo mama so hairy that she shaves with my weed wacker.

Yo mama so greasy that she sweats butter.

Yo mama so fat that she poops lard.

Yo mama so evil that she took you to Elm Street when you said you wanted to move to a new neighborhood.

Yo mama so cold that when she got in the hot tub she turned the water into ice.

Yo mama so clumsy that she tripped over a wireless controller l.

Yo mama so chatty that the loudspeakers got jealous.