Short jokes
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Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"