What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Short Jokes
UHH, DADDY!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
You gonna poop someday.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
