Short jokes
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Be papered.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I blend children to make a good living.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.