Short jokes
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
BBNBHD.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
U die from robot bite.
Why is this a category?
I’m back, bitches!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Ariana-Chat now!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.