Short jokes

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Need for seed.

When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

What's the difference between my mum and my dad?

My mum stayed.