Short jokes

What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

Suicide

Jesus.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Riddle me this. Riddle me that.

Why did my parents never come back?

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.