Short jokes
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Good (DYM 92).
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Sure?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.