Short jokes
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
BofA deez nuts!
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)