Short jokes
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
I killed myself, then woke up.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Minivan (DYM 138).
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!