Short jokes
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Grass for lash.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Giggity!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Let's have toast in the bath.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂